Sorry for getting all sappy on you guys. Just needed a way to vent, I guess. Have you ever been in love? It can be the best thing ever, or the worst. Spend three years of your life planning to spend your life with that person. Then that person slowly drifts away. You spend two months trying to stop it. When you’re sure it’s fixed and good…boom! It’s over. Then that person says be right back in a conversation and never talks again. Deleted on facebook, everything. All I want is to hold her again. I feel empty. I feel insane. How do I stop this pain, coursing through my veins? What do you do? I almost feel like this time was wasted, even though I’d never trade it away. Sigh. I don’t know what to do…Kelsey, I need you back. :’( I haven’t eaten or really slept in two days. I can’t think straight, and I’ve lost my drive, my will to live…what do I do? I just want to die. Am I that horrible of a person? Do I deserve this? Why do I feel so worthless?!
Your country is bought and paid for…
Obama Wimped Out On Weed
Bill Maher discusses the recent raid on Oaksterdam University.
“Obama is on pace to conduct more raids against medical marijuana dispensaries than George W. Bush.”
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
You can see Poe’s RED MOTHER-FUCKING HAND IN THE PHOTO! JESUS
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOOOO WHAT HAHAHAHAHA
oh god good try though
its hauntingly beautiful.
god I can’t stop laughing.
“Effective public safety is the result of healthy communities, not police action. When people come together, as they did in Oaksterdam, that’s when crime is reduced. Now, we’ll have patients forced back into the criminal market, funding organized crime. The public is trying to send a message to Washington, DC, that it’s time to move away from these destructive prohibition policies.”
April 2, 2012 - Federal authorities raid the home and businesses of medical marijuana activist Richard Lee (the originator of Prop 19) - one of which is Oaksterdam University